A Spade

“I’m a spade but don’t call me a spade”,

says the spade,

“Fix your face, shut your mouth, look away!”

But the rules change every day,

And what’s so wrong about being a spade?

“You dumb cunt, what the fuck did you say?”

And the spade’s in a rage

“You just dug your own grave!”

And your last memory is the flash of a blade

When you wake in a daze

You’re beyond way too late,

Spades start digging on the very first day